smARTy-pants: Brainiacs in the entertainment industry

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Actor Edward Norton, actress Emma Watson, singer Chris Martin and actress Meryl Streep all went to prestigious schools.
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Some people just have everything, don’t they? Good looks, talent, fame and the brains to match all that. And the entertainment industry is filled with these multi-talented, well, talents.

If you checked out my features on Tinseltown’s girls and guys who excel in the looks and books departments, you might have been able to name a few gorgeous faces and their illustrious alma maters that I (almost offensively) left out. Obviously, I couldn’t write about every worthy candidate out there. The article would have been endless. Yes, there are that many brainy beauties in Hollywood.

Anyhoo, I had to do some cognitive spring-cleaning and organise the thoughts in my head. While rearranging everything in my Mind Palace (yes, Sherlock), I was stunned to find out that the entertainment industry’s brainiacs constituted a long list. Suddenly, I felt obligated to acknowledge these artsy intellectuals, because anyone who graduates from their prestigious and highly selective alma maters deserves an eyes-widened-mouth-agape incredulous stare from us.

So, here it is. Presenting the smARTy-pants (see what I did there?):

(In case you can’t figure out how to navigate my Mind Palace, the list is organised in alphabetical order by school, followed by celebrities by last name)

Name Known for University Major

American universities

Julie Bowen Actress | Modern Family Brown University Italian Renaissance Studies
John Krasinsky Actor | The Office Brown University Theatre Arts
Emma Watson Actress | Harry Potter Brown University English Literature
Casey Affleck Actor Columbia University Physics, Astronomy and Western Philosophy
Jesse Bradford Actor | Clockstoppers Columbia University Film
Matthew Fox Actor | Lost Columbia University Economics
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actor Columbia University History, Literature and French Poetry
Jake Gyllenhaal Actor Columbia University Eastern Religions and Philosophy
Maggie Gyllenhaal Actress Columbia University Literature and Eastern Religions
Katie Holmes Actress Columbia University  
Amanda Peet Actress Columbia University History
Cameron Russell Model Wellesley College, transferred to Columbia University Economics and Political Science
Julia Stiles Actress Columbia University English Literature
Karl Yune Actor Columbia University Theatre
Christopher Reeve Actor | Superman Cornell University Theatre
Juilliard School Drama
Josh Pence Actor Dartmouth College  
Brian White Actor Dartmouth College Political Science, Psychology and Theatre Arts
Andrew Baldwin Naval Officer; Doctor; The Bachelor (Season 10) Duke University Biology
Kara DioGuardi Singer-songwriter; Judge on American Idol Duke University Political Science
Ken Jeong Actor | The Hangover Duke University  
Mike Posner Singer Duke University Sociology
Dr. Travis Stork Doctor; The Bachelor (Season 8); Host of The Doctors Duke University (undergraduate) Anthropology
University of Virginia (postgraduate) Medicine
Conan O’Brien Talk show host Harvard University History and Literature
Matt Damon Actor Harvard University English
Rashida Jones Actress | Parks and Recreation Harvard University Religion and Philosophy
Tommy Lee Jones Actor Harvard University English
B. J. Novak Actor | The Office Harvard University English and Spanish Literature
Natalie Portman Actress Harvard University Psychology
James Eckhouse Actor |Beverly Hills, 90210 Massachusetts Institute of Technology  
Charlie Korsmo Former child actor | Hook Massachusetts Institute of Technology (undergraduate) Physics
Yale Law School (postgraduate) Law (J.D.)
James Woods Actor Massachusetts Institute of Technology Political Science
Dean Cain Actor | Superman Princeton University History
David Duchovny Actor | The X-files Princeton University (undergraduate) English Literature
Yale University (postgraduate) English Literature
Ellie Kemper Actress | The Office Princeton University (undergraduate) English
University of Oxford (postgraduate)  
Wentworth Miller Actor | Prison Break Princeton University English
Brooke Shields Actress Princeton University French Literature
Rachel Maddow Television host Stanford University (undergraduate) Public Policy
Lincoln College, Oxford (postgraduate, Rhodes Scholar) Politics (DPhil)
Sigourney Weaver Actress | Aliens Stanford University (undergraduate) English
Yale School of Drama (postgraduate) Acting (MFA)
Reese Witherspoon Actress Stanford University English Literature
John Cho Actor | Harold & Kumar, Star Trek University of California, Berkeley English
Chris Pine Actor University of California, Berkeley English

 

James Franco Actor University of California, Los Angeles (undergraduate) English
Columbia University (postgraduate) Writing (MFA)
Yale University (postgraduate) English (PhD)
New York University (postgraduate) Filmmaking
Misha Collins Actor | Supernatural University of Chicago Social Theory
Elizabeth Banks Actress University of Pennsylvania Theatre Arts
John Legend Singer University of Pennsylvania English
Dan Lin Film producer Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania (undergraduate)  
Harvard Business School MBA
Rick Yune Actor | Die Another Day Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania (postgraduate) MBA
Lisa Kudrow Actress | Friends Vassar College Biology
Meryl Streep Actress Vassar College (undergraduate) Drama
Yale School of Drama (postgraduate) Acting (MFA)
Jordana Brewster Actress | Fast & Furious Yale University English
Jennifer Connelly Actress Yale University, transferred to Stanford University English (Yale); Drama (Stanford)
Anderson Cooper News anchor Yale University Political Science
Claire Danes Actress | Homeland Yale University Psychology
Jodie Foster Actress Yale University Literature
Paul Giamatti Actor Yale University English
Ron Livingston Actor | Band of Brothers Yale University Theatre and English
Alessandro Nivola Actor | Jurassic Park III Yale University English
Edward Norton Actor Yale University History
David Hyde Pierce Actor | Frasier Yale University English and Theatre Arts
Allison Williams Actress | Girls Yale University English

Canadian universities

William Shatner Actor | Star Trek, Boston Legal McGill University Economics

British universities

Sacha Baron Cohen Actor Christ’s College, Cambridge History
John Cleese Actor Downing College, Cambridge Law
Lily Cole Model; actress King’s College, Cambridge History of Art
Christian Coulson Actor | Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Clare College, Cambridge English
Stephen Fry Actor Queens’ College, Cambridge English Literature
Tom Hiddleston Actor Pembroke College, Cambridge Classics
Freddie Highmore Actor | Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Emmanuel College, Cambridge Spanish and Arabic
Skandar Keynes Actor | Narnia Pembroke College, Cambridge Arabic and Middle Eastern History
Hugh Laurie Actor Selwyn College, Cambridge Archaeology and Anthropolgy
Ian McKellen Actor St Catharine’s College, Cambridge English Literature
Eddie Redmayne Actor | Les Miserables Trinity College, Cambridge History of Art
Tilda Swinton Actress Murray Edwards College, Cambridge Social and Political Sciences
Emma Thompson Actress Newnham College, Cambridge English
Rachel Weisz Actress Trinity Hall, Cambridge English
Brian May Lead guitarist of Queen Imperial College London Mathematics and Physics (BSc)
Astrophysics (PhD)
Mick Jagger Lead singer of The Rolling Stones London School of Economics Business
Kate Beckinsale Actress New College, Oxford French and Russian Literature
Richard Curtis Screenwriter | Notting Hill, Love Actually Christ Church, Oxford English Language and Literature
Hugh Dancy Actor | Confessions of a Shopaholic St Peter’s College, Oxford English
Alfred Enoch Actor | Harry Potter The Queen’s College, Oxford Portuguese and Spanish
Alice Eve Actress | Star Trek Into Darkness St Catherine’s College, Oxford English
Emilia Fox Actress | The Pianist St Catherine’s College, Oxford English
Hugh Grant Actor New College, Oxford English
Tom Hooper Director | The King’s Speech, Les Miserables University College, Oxford English
Harry Lloyd Actor | Game of Thrones Christ Church, Oxford English
Dudley Moore Actor Magdalen College, Oxford Music and Composition
Emily Mortimer Actress | The Pink Panther Lincoln College, Oxford Russian
Mr Hudson Singer St Anne’s College, Oxford English Literature
Michael Palin Actor Brasenose College, Oxford Modern History
Rosamund Pike Actress | Bond girl Wadham College, Oxford English Literature
Anna Popplewell Actress | Narnia Magdalen College, Oxford English Language and Literature
Andrew Lloyd Webber Composer Magdalen College, Oxford History
Chris Martin Lead singer of Coldplay University College London Greek and Latin
Freddie Stroma Actor | Harry Potter, Pitch Perfect University College London Neuroscience

 

By the way, that Oxford-English streak was pretty scary, wasn’t it? I guess there’s some kind of affinity between Oxonian English majors and acting.

And if James Franco was trying to prove a point about his intelligence, or multi-tasking ability, he has beyond succeeded.

Deborah Wee

Deborah Wee is an entertainment-obsessed college student equipped with worryingly detailed Hollywood trivia.

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1 Comment

  1. Gede Prama March 22, 2014 at 6:41 pm

    Well written. May peace be with you

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